Today I got up, dressed for church, left on time, arrived early only to find...
...that today there were no 1030 services-- today was the day of the Church picnic.
Now I don't go to church regularly, but the priest had called us to see if we were thinking of becoming regular members of the parish and we'd said yes. Have we received any other information from them? No.
Does their web-site say that there are no services today? No. (There is a listing for "Church picnic" under events but no time, date, or location is given.)
Do I feel bad that it is currently pouring down rain and I am indoors with a nice cup of coffee and my computer? No.
However, I have a new description of my status as a church-goer-- I'm a comet in a highly erratic orbit and you never know when my path will cross with an actual church service.